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ຜູ່ບ່າວລາວ
2016-09-06 03:43:37 UTC
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2016-09-06 06:25:34 UTC
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2016-09-06 10:19:18 UTC
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2016-09-06 11:04:55 UTC
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obama speaking to the lao people

ຜູ່ບ່າວລາວ
2016-09-08 03:46:30 UTC
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obama speaking to the lao people
http://youtu.be/r0KB0NT3Yvs
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ຜູ່ບ່າວລາວ
2016-09-08 03:26:41 UTC
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s***@gmail.com
2016-09-09 10:34:26 UTC
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Good morning everyone!

PBL, it ought to be a good morning for it's Friday, 9/9/16. No? Morning is always good for me! I am up and want to reply back right away. Americans are very good with their words. That is why they are Americans. I won't like if Americans are not good with their words. Americans know their words really well as far as an immigrant like myself from Laos is concerned.

It goes like this. Sulilec here likes to say "F*ck you" at the American guys all the time. And at the end of each time, he often said F*ck you too. So the F*ck guys always come back saying the very same thing over and over. So Sulilec is very sick of the guys to whom return the "F*ck" every time so she got piss off at his "f*cking" even though she did not have intension to give "f*ck". So Sulilec decides to change the word, "I don't give a flying f*ck..." That is when the F*ck guy did not get to fly back. I guess it's a lesson for Sulilec.

Anyway, that is the thought as of this morning.
I hope it is clear and get though.

Sulilec
s***@gmail.com
2016-09-09 14:26:48 UTC
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This is how Americans dirty joke read goes v/s the dirtiest joke of the Laotian that one of the guy here told me. Heheh!! Well, I think it is the best American joke though. Adult only please...

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There is this young Asian American female sitting at the bench at the mall thinking all by herself. A nice looking young black man appeared and approached her saying, “How did you like your own f*cking?”. She turned around like she knew what he was talking about. “I do not like my own f*cking...” in a normal tone of voice. And than the guy said, “Hey, I do not like my own f*cking either.” Said so excitedly. So he kept talking to the Asian person that normally in math , one f*cking plus one f*cking equal two fuckings as of (F + F = 2F). He kept explaining, “Two f*ckings normally are better than one f*cking.” Of course, she agreed. The guy encourage her to walk down the mall isle with him so she did. As she walked down further there are more involved as both of them turn around and saw Santa Cross surounded by many children taking pictures. So he turns around and said, “So how many f*ckings did you see? Did you like the f*cking? ” She still said, “I still do not like my own f*cking. Because other seems to f*ck better.” So as they walk near Santa Cross, watching the two people walk down the isle toward him. He greeted both of them with smile coolly. “Happy Thanksgiving...” he said with the biggest smile ever. So the Asian person turn around and said to that black young man, “Do not come approach me anymore, for we do nothing but produce more f*cking...” So she left her by herself at the very same bench thinking how she did not like her own f*cking, but it was the best f*ck ever by her ownself really.

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Sulilec first time cracking American joke, please do not shoot.
s***@gmail.com
2016-09-09 16:49:37 UTC
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Pondon me, I have not yet read Laotian dirty job, but I got one joke that is of Thai version wrote for Laotian to read while at Napo camp. It goes like this as a contemporary dirty joke prohibited to read by kids (but there were no adult around in that time so I got to read dirty Thai funny magazine to read so I learned the joke fast. Heheh!!).




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Two American couples Chantela and John has been married for over 10 years. Wife is Laotian buddhist at birth and husband is American Christian at birth. Both loved each other much as said have been married more than 10 years and life seem to go really well. As husband often boast about how great wife is and that both like dog-style in bed say so to close friends at cubicle at work. As for wife, she too boast about husband and that husband like her to be on top while in bed, but she likes traditional love making position better for she is of tradition in nature so like husband to be on top instead of wife on top, etc...while chating with close friends. So one day, both wife and husband come home from religious celemony, wife came from temple, husband came from church. Both talk to each other that there is baby got baptized at church and wife said there is a very cute little monk at temple this year, as a normal conversation. So one day, both husband and wife went to store and met the priest from church. Wife chat with priest a little bit and got question asked if she will have baby soon. So does husband got ask if they will have baby soon from friends at temple. So much pressure built-up for both husband and wife dicided to go adopt a child but it was way too expensive and having kids are too much hassle for none want to keep up with baby and changing diaper. So one day, both husband and wife decided that making a claim is a better deal. So they are buying and collection all cute and some baby pictures including baby pictures of niece and nephew into an album. And tell all friends and distance family member that they got kids, lots of kids and proof by showing the album pictures. So the fact they got kids got quit popular for both are good husband and wife from outside view. It gets popular fast for friends near and far, even some long distance relatives and newly wed got pressure that they got to have kids too. So the whole society got kids when married. One day husband decided that there will be ສູຂັວນເຮັດບຸນ at home and monk will come over for blessing. Family and friends are to visit. After the blessing, one monk ask husband in front of father in-law. “ ແມ່ອອກພໍ່ອອກນີ້້ມີບ້ານຫຼັງໃຫ່ຍ ຫຼັງງາມແທ້ນໍ ໄດ້ຍີນວ່າມີລູກຫຼາຍຄົນມີເຖິງຍິງເຖິງຊາຍ...ຄືບໍ່ເຫັນເດັກນ້ອຍອາຈານຢາກຜູກແຂນໃຫ້...” ພໍ່ເຖົ້າຝ່າຍຜົວອົດຄວາມກົດດັນບໍ່ໄດ້ຈິ່ງໄດ້ເວົ້າອອກຢ່າງລືມອາຍວ່າ, “ອາຈານເຮີຍ ພວກເຂົາສອງຄົນບໍ່ໄດ້ສີກັນດອກ ຖ້າໄດ້ສີກັນແທ້ດັ່່ງກ່າວເພງໆນຳໝູ່ນັ້ນ ກະພາກັນມີລູກແລ້ວປານນີ້ ແຕ່ງງານກັນຕັ້ງ 16 ປີກະບໍ່ມີລູກມີເຕົ້າ”. ເມື່ອສອງຜົວເມັຍໄດ້ຍີນສຽງພໍເຖົ້າເວົ້າໃສ່ຕໍ່ໜ້າຕໍ່ຕາແນວນັ້ນ ກໍ່ຄິດໄດ້ວ່າ, Both of them are terrible “f*cker” for none got kid.
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ອັນນີ້ໄດ້ອ່ານເຫັນໄດ້ທີ່ໄທຍຫົວເລາະໃນຕ້ອນນັ້ນ ຄົນໄທຍມັກອ່ານຫົວເລາະ ແລະກໍ່ໄດ້ຖືກສົ່່ງໃຫ້ຄົນລາວທີ່ສູກນາໂພພາ
k***@gmail.com
2016-09-10 03:34:02 UTC
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ອ່ານແລ້ວບ໋່ຢາກນອນເລື້ອງຊວນຫົວຂອງສຸອງຜົ
KC
2016-09-10 04:19:14 UTC
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s***@yahoo.com
2016-09-11 02:23:16 UTC
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ອ່ານແລ້ວບ໋່ຢາກນອນເລື້ອງຊວນຫົວຂອງສຸອງຜົວເມັຍນ໋ທ່ານKC
ຫລາຍຈອກເເລ້ວເດີ້ ອ່ານບໍ່ເຂົ້າເລື້ອງເເລ້ວທ່ານ
Don't pretend sir, i think you need some more joke from my sister, isn't i
s***@gmail.com
2016-09-13 13:10:02 UTC
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***@Yahoo.com:

Spak, I just got done written letter to BOA I told them that I do not have that heavy accent or very terrible English grammars. In fact, this computer here got English grammars check. As far as common sense is concern, all Microsoft Applications (Words, Excel, Notes, Access..etc...) got grammars check. Really, I do not have that bad of the English grammars as seem posted on here. Funny, who gave me bad English grammars? English is a beautiful language, who did it? I like to know. The adverb and adjective are not interchangeable for example. Who gave me bad English grammars? If continue to write weirdly, I won't get to see you guys anymore. You like? Hmmm!!

Lastly, I think Casalao can read epic poem such as ຫຍ້າຂຽວນິນ ແລະ ສະໂນເຝັກ that I hope to post soon. I do care that alcohol he/she consumes I like to safe it for medical reasons, ເມື່ອເປັນບາດເປັນແຜ່ຫຼືຕຸ້ມອອກຮ້ອນ. Please do Casalao read epic poems instead, Hehehe!! I think poems is Laotians better humors. No?

Regards,
Sulilec
ອ່ານແລ້ວບ໋່ຢາກນອນເລື້ອງຊວນຫົວຂອງສຸອງຜົວເມັຍນ໋ທ່ານKC
ຫລາຍຈອກເເລ້ວເດີ້ ອ່ານບໍ່ເຂົ້າເລື້ອງເເລ້ວທ່ານ
Don't pretend sir, i think you need some more joke from my sister, isn't it ?
SULILEC
2016-09-14 22:15:53 UTC
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To members of Social Culture Forum of www.Google.com:

I guess I must have read thousands of dirty jokes from Thailand to whom got lots of humors about American society. And this one I wonder who said.
It goes like this.

Dear Sir Mr. President, according to the policy of American constitutions, the president must be at least 36 years old to lead as a president of the America. For today, when I turn on TV, you look under 36 years old. Should you return to go retake driver license picture too...

Hehehehe!!
SULILEC@EMAIL.COM
2016-09-16 11:33:47 UTC
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Classic jokes of all time for the immigrants that I like to share.......Thailand Joke book on sale OK to read by Napo kid(s) in the late 80s to learn English. Hehehe!!

Uncle Funk is a Cambodian who got offered a class to learn English by Vietnamese teacher at Thalansit camp in Thailand before going to America. He is quit thrill about the new meaningful word because the word is close to the spelling of his name “Funk” as to “F*ck” and the pronunciation is almost the same to his name. He was told by his best friend who sit next to him who is Burmese that Americans like to use this word a lot in the movie and that Chinese like to make “f*cking” products to sale to Asian-Americas. Today classroom is quit a thrill for, he is to understand American English grammars usage, by reading the reason why people like to come to America and like to say the word “F*ck” as adverb with “ly”, adjective to describe noun, and verb to be with “ing” and “ed”.

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The reason the Laotian likes American “f*cks” is because everytime he puts up a middle finger at American guy, he likes it because he got a middle finger back. To both of them it means “f*ckingly” OK, he likes to get “f*cked” back by the Americans every time. It means to him greetings, it is an OK “f*ck”, it means great! Have a great day that kind of thing for the guys!
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The main reason Thai like to “f*ck” with Americans because American’s “f*ck” makes half-bred beautiful kids that Thai like.
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American view and let know that American likes to do “f*cking” too, and do it all the time to only the one that he likes to “f*ck” with.

At the end, Uncle Funk concludes about Vietnamese teacher saying is that, “any time “f*cking” is better than no time “f*cking” at all.
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Happy Friday joke to the Social Culture Laos at www.Google.com. Hehehe!!
KC
2016-09-20 04:35:51 UTC
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2016-09-11 22:34:45 UTC
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Not sure why you so into ໂອບ້າຫມາ. This is a guy who won a nobel prize for killing and displacing over five millions people. If he weren't an American they would have put him in war crime trial like the nazi already. Don't be so starstruck and forget that your parents fought war and sacrificed for you to have a free country to live in. Drooling because a master of all war mongers gave you a visit is pathetic.
ຜູ່ບ່າວລາວ
2016-09-08 03:19:25 UTC
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s***@gmail.com
2016-09-06 12:01:09 UTC
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Good morning!
What an honor to see PBL swing by to chat. How about you? How do you do?

Anyway, I may not in agreement with ones. The Public Radio International announces that President Obama was in the capital city of South Korea as of this morning about 7:30 AM annoucement. Was about to make speech about something today.

Anyway, if you get to read "ປາກັດສີແດງຮາງໃບໂພ" ຢູ່ທີ່ໃດທີ່ນຶ່ງ, ກະລຸນາບອກແດ່ງເດີ ມັນແມ່ນຂອງຜູ່ກຽ່ວຂຽນເດີ. ຫຶຫຶຫຶຫຶ

Regards,
Sulil
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2016-09-06 12:10:17 UTC
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2016-09-07 17:22:19 UTC
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Pondon me, I am NOT part of two little girls (sound-so-like) making announcement of American Government go to have lunch at ກິນເຂົ້າປຸ້ນທີ່ນໍ້າຄານ to whom chicken enough not to mention the persons name. For this reason, I am to decrease my time in listen to political radio down to 15 minutes of world matters, the rest are of musics, love and joy, and fun activity of learn to love God and appreciate God's world. Heheheh!!

Sulilec
ຜູ່ບ່າວລາວ
2016-09-08 03:43:01 UTC
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2016-09-08 03:33:38 UTC
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Good morning!
What an honor to see PBL swing by to chat. How about you? How do you do?
Anyway, I may not in agreement with ones. The Public Radio International announces that President Obama was in the capital city of South Korea as of this morning about 7:30 AM annoucement. Was about to make speech about something today.
Anyway, if you get to read "ປາກັດສີແດງຮາງໃບໂພ" ຢູ່ທີ່ໃດທີ່ນຶ່ງ, ກະລຸນາບອກແດ່ງເດີ ມັນແມ່ນຂອງຜູ່ກຽ່ວຂຽນເດີ. ຫຶຫຶຫຶຫຶ
Regards,
Sulilec
Sabaidee Sulilec,

Long time no see, I am fine as usual but little bit busy here and there. When they have meeting in Laos, I missed my story which I wrote ພາເຂົ້າສາມັກຄີ right here on SCL so I stop by to say HEL
KC
2016-09-07 05:05:06 UTC
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ສບດ ທ່ານ ຜູ່ບ່າວລາວ
ເພື່ອຄວາມແຈ້ງຂາວ ຜຂ ບໍ່ມີສ່ວນໃນຮູບໃດໆທັງຊີ້ນ ທີ່ອາເມຣິກາ ຈະສະຫນອງທຶນເກບກູ້ ລູກລະເບີດໃນລາວ
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KC
ກ່ອນອື່ນຂໍຖາມສະບາຍດີ ທຸກໆທ່ານເດີ
ເປັນແນວໃນ ສຸຂສເມີຫມັ້ນ ຄືມັນເຄືອເກົ່າຢູ່ບໍ?
ມື້ນີ້ ຂພຈ ເຂົ້າມາແວ່ ຢ້ຽມຢາມ ບ້ານຫລັງເກົ່າຂອງພວກເຮົາ, ຂພຈ ບໍ່ເຄີຍລືມ ບ້ານຫລັງນີ້ ແຕ່ວ່າ ເວລາຈຳກັດ ເລີຍ ບໍ່ມີເວລາເຂົ້າມາຢາມ ພີ່ນ້ອງ ພາຍໃນມື້ນີ້ ມີເວລາຫນ້ອຍນຶ່ງເລີຍແວະ ເຂົ້າມາຢາມ ກັນ
ຍາ ກາສາລາວ ແຄ່ປ້ອມ ວໍລະ?
ສຸລິເລກ ເດ ສຳບາຍດີຢູ່ບໍ?
ອາຈາຣນ໌ ເຮີລາວແຂງແຮງຢູ່ບໍນໍ?
ເພື່ອນຂອງ ຂພຈ ຫາຍໄປໃສ ຫມົດແລ້ວ? ຂພຈ ມາຢາມເດີ ມາລົມນຳແດ່
ດ້ວຍຄວາມຮັກແພ
ຜູ່ບ່າວລາວ
2016-09-08 03:40:41 UTC
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ສະບາຍດີ KC,

ເຣຶ່ອງທຶນການເກັບກູ້ຣະເບີດ ຂພຈ ກ່າບໍ່ພ້ອມທໍ່ໃດດອກ ແຕ່ເປັນເຣຶ່ອງການເມືອງ ຫລາຍກ່ວາ. ຂພຈ ໄດ້ຮ່ວມ ປະຊຸມ ໃນ ສະພາ ຄອນເກຣສ ຫລາຍຄັ້ງ, ຂພຈ ມອງເຫັນຫລາຍຢ່າງທີ່ຈຳເປັນ ຖ້າໂອກາສ ມາຮອດກໍຕ້ອງໄດ້ເອົາໄວ້ກ່ອນ.

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ສບດ ທ່ານ ຜູ່ບ່າວລາວ
ເພື່ອຄວາມແຈ້ງຂາວ ຜຂ ບໍ່ມີສ່ວນໃນຮູບໃດໆທັງຊີ້ນ ທີ່ອາເມຣິກາ ຈະສະຫນອງທຶນເກບກູ້ ລູກລະເບີດໃນລາວ
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KC
ກ່ອນອື່ນຂໍຖາມສະບາຍດີ ທຸກໆທ່ານເດີ
ເປັນແນວໃນ ສຸຂສເມີຫມັ້ນ ຄືມັນເຄືອເກົ່າຢູ່ບໍ?
ມື້ນີ້ ຂພຈ ເຂົ້າມາແວ່ ຢ້ຽມຢາມ ບ້ານຫລັງເກົ່າຂອງພວກເຮົາ, ຂພຈ ບໍ່ເຄີຍລືມ ບ້ານຫລັງນີ້ ແຕ່ວ່າ ເວລາຈຳກັດ ເລີຍ ບໍ່ມີເວລາເຂົ້າມາຢາມ ພີ່ນ້ອງ ພາຍໃນມື້ນີ້ ມີເວລາຫນ້ອຍນຶ່ງເລີຍແວະ ເຂົ້າມາຢາມ ກັນ
ຍາ ກາສາລາວ ແຄ່ປ້ອມ ວໍລະ?
ສຸລິເລກ ເດ ສຳບາຍດີຢູ່ບໍ?
ອາຈາຣນ໌ ເຮີລາວແຂງແຮງຢູ່ບໍນໍ?
ເພື່ອນຂອງ ຂພຈ ຫາຍໄປໃສ ຫມົດແລ້ວ? ຂພຈ ມາຢາມເດີ ມາລົມນຳແດ່
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ຜູ່ບ່າວລາວ
2016-09-25 04:46:36 UTC
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2016-09-25 05:26:32 UTC
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